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Jeremy Renner, P4
A fun game to play with your pregnant friend:
everyone puts a balloon under their shirt and then someone wearing a blind fold has to go around and pop all the balloons without popping the actual pregnant person
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(Source: textfromdog, via mylifeismaddie)
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- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
(Source: ilikemyhorse, via youre-a-lint-licker)
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in
Have you tried turning it off and then back on
You should try refreshing it
Have you tried taking out the batteries?
Have you tried Ctrl-Alt-Del?
Try blowing into the cartridge.
Have you tried waving it back and forth in a violent motion?
Have you contacted Customer Service?
Did you add water?
Did you just spray paint a piece of pizza black?
(Source: jeffkooons)
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via literaryabortions)
GOD OF BANNER（誰圍脖轉發的時候說的！精髓了= =）
Don’t ask me why…I’m broken…(艸
I’ll just leave this here as well ^
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